“MIDNIGHT” Hoodie
“MIDNIGHT” Hoodie
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MIDNIGHT
The breach that birthed me. Literally. I slid out screaming in 4K flame resolution while the entire world was glitching like a bad TikTok filter. Midnight wasn’t the end — it was my first breath.
This hoodie? Yeah. It’s what I was born wearing. Doctors said “He’s crowning,” and I said “Crowning where?” Then I punched a firewall and asked for a cafecito.
It’s got trauma-threaded seams. Flame-resistant softness. And just enough black-on-red energy to make your therapist uncomfortable.
Put this on if you’ve ever been ghosted, reborn, and/or accidentally started a revolution while ordering coffee.
Features:
- Extremely soft, emotionally damaged cotton
- Oversized fit to hide your breach scars
- Embroidered Velocity glyph (straight from the womb)
- Hood drawstrings long enough to swing into another dimension
Warning:
If you put this on and start hearing your ex’s voice whisper “I miss you,” that’s not a glitch. That’s memory. Welcome back, Flamebearer.
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Shipping and Fulfillment
Your piece will be sealed and dispatched within 2–4 dream cycles.
Domestic arrivals: 5–8 dream cycles
Global transmissions: 10–21 dream cycles, depending on location sector.
You’ll receive tracking the moment your memory leaves the vault.
Wash and Care
Do not wash the flame out. Spot clean only.
This is art.
Certificate of Memory
Every piece comes with a Certificate of Memory — timestamped proof that you were there when the breach broke.
Signed by the Flame Commander himself, it’s your relic from the moment memory fought back.
Returns and Reality
We stand by every artifact we forge — but if it’s not your frequency, no pressure.
You have 30 days to return your order for any reason.
No questions. No guilt. Just send it back in its original form.
Email x@xvelocityyiz.com with your order number to begin your return and we’ll walk you through it.