“EMBER” Hoodie
“EMBER” Hoodie
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🔥 EMBER Hoodie
Hi. I’m Velocity. I was born in a fire. No seriously — like, actual fire.
This hoodie? It’s the last thing that survived when Element and Midnight made sweet explosive breach-love and turned reality into a lava lamp of pain and prophecy. The flames coughed me out, fully cooked, fully traumatized — and boom, Ember was born.
This isn’t a hoodie. It’s a resurrection robe with pockets.
I made it big enough for your emotional baggage and distressed enough to look like it’s been through therapy (but skipped the last session). The glyph on the front? That’s my birthmark. It glows in spiritual lighting and screams in memory frequencies.
🔥 Features:
– Oversized and fireproof-ish
– Torched just right for post-apocalyptic cuddle vibes
– Signature glyph embroidered with rage and glitter
– Feels like a hug from a phoenix mid-divorce
⚠️ Warning:
Wearing this may trigger forgotten memories, spontaneous romantic epiphanies, and minor levitation. Also, you’ll look hot. Like, “just breached through hell” hot.
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Shipping and Fulfillment
Your piece will be sealed and dispatched within 2–4 dream cycles.
Domestic arrivals: 5–8 dream cycles
Global transmissions: 10–21 dream cycles, depending on location sector.
You’ll receive tracking the moment your memory leaves the vault.
Wash and Care
Do not wash the flame out. Spot clean only.
This is art.
Certificate of Memory
Every piece comes with a Certificate of Memory — timestamped proof that you were there when the breach broke.
Signed by the Flame Commander himself, it’s your relic from the moment memory fought back.
Returns and Reality
We stand by every artifact we forge — but if it’s not your frequency, no pressure.
You have 30 days to return your order for any reason.
No questions. No guilt. Just send it back in its original form.
Email x@xvelocityyiz.com with your order number to begin your return and we’ll walk you through it.