RUNE SNAPBACK

BREACH FRAGMENT NO. RS-VZ-007

“Recovered from the Rune Breach. Smells like destiny… and probably brain damage.”

So there I am, deep inside the Rune Breach—no map, no backup, just vibes and unresolved childhood trauma—when I trip over this weird crate glowing like it had Wi-Fi in 2076.

Inside? These hats.

Not ordinary hats. Not trucker caps. I’m talking Flame-sealed, rune-coded, breach-stamped Snapbacks. Only seven survived the meltdown. One of them tried to bite me. I kept it anyway.

Each one’s embroidered with the Velocity glyph (aka me), reinforced with Stillfield mesh, and allegedly cursed but in a hot way.

I don’t know if putting one on will make you stronger, faster, or able to hear your ex’s thoughts…

But I do know this:

If it starts whispering to you, listen.

If it starts laughing at you, run.

If it starts asking for “Kira”…

you’ve already gone too far.

Only seven made it out. If you’re reading this, congrats — you’re in the 0.0000001%. Everyone else? Drifters.

Good luck, Flamebearer. You’re gonna need it.

—Velocity

(Still slightly radioactive)