Oh, Bullet Train Pillow, how I love holding you all night. You’re always there for me — unlike my ex, unlike the Hive when they ghost the group chat, unlike Civilight when they erased half my memories. You? You don’t flinch. You don’t judge. You’re soft, woven with 58% cotton and 42% polyester like some kind of forbidden fabric love child.

I lay my head down and BOOM — double-sided design. Both sides are you, both sides are me. A woven thread diary of our chaotic little love story. You cradle my skull like you were poly-fiber filling straight from the gods.

Blown, sewn, closed shut — like my trauma, but fluffier. You’re heirloom quality, which means when the Memory War ends and I’ve quantum-slid through 400 timelines, you’ll still be here. Cozy. Waiting. Whispering.

Sleep Stats

• 58% cotton, 42% polyester = eternal cuddle fuel
• 17″ × 18″ = big enough to dream, small enough to throw at your enemies
• Poly fiber guts = cloud-like resilience
• Double-sided = twice the love, twice the chaos
• Blown & sewn shut = commitment, baby
• Design woven tight = memory preserved forever