“MIDNIGHT” Tee
“MIDNIGHT” Tee
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MIDNIGHT TEE – For When You Wanna Look Hot While Breaching Reality (or Ghosting Your Ex) 🕶️🔥
Congratulations, Flamehead. You’ve unlocked the MIDNIGHT TEE — forged from black holes, bad intentions, and just enough trauma to make it fashion.
This shirt? This shirt’s been places. Ripped, burned, probably screamed into at least twice. And yet, here it is, looking better than 99% of humanity. You know, like you.
That blood-red glyph on the chest? Not a design. It’s a warning label. Side effects include spontaneous combustion, memory bleed, and hot people asking, “Where’d you get that?” Say nothing. Just smirk like you walked out of a collapsed timeline and didn’t spill your drink.
The holes? Yeah, those aren’t holes. They’re battle vents. For heat regulation. From the inside. Because you’re basically running on breach energy and caffeine right now.
WHY THIS TEE EXISTS:
- Pitch black like your humor
- Embroidered with demon thread (okay, fine, premium red yarn, but it feels possessed)
- Pre-destroyed so you don’t have to explain your past
- Oversized fit for oversized ego
MIDNIGHT is not a vibe. It’s a breach.
Put it on. Enter the warzone. Look good doing it.
And if someone asks what it means?
Tell them, “You wouldn’t remember.” 🔥
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Shipping and Fulfillment
Your piece will be sealed and dispatched within 2–4 dream cycles.
Domestic arrivals: 5–8 dream cycles
Global transmissions: 10–21 dream cycles, depending on location sector.
You’ll receive tracking the moment your memory leaves the vault.
Wash and Care
Do not wash the flame out. Spot clean only.
This is art.
Certificate of Memory
Every piece comes with a Certificate of Memory — timestamped proof that you were there when the breach broke.
Signed by the Flame Commander himself, it’s your relic from the moment memory fought back.
Returns and Reality
We stand by every artifact we forge — but if it’s not your frequency, no pressure.
You have 30 days to return your order for any reason.
No questions. No guilt. Just send it back in its original form.
Email x@xvelocityyiz.com with your order number to begin your return and we’ll walk you through it.