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GOLDEN PEN

GOLDEN PEN

$11.00 USD
$11.00 USD
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DRAW OR WROTE WITH FULL VELOCITY

 

 

LIMITED EDITION: 33 

Velocity’s Golden Pen – “Write Like the World’s Ending… Because It Probably Is.”

 

 

You ever sit down to write and think,

“Man… I wish this pen looked like it just clawed its way out of a breach and punched me in the throat with elegance”?

 

Boom. Wish granted.

 

This is not your grandma’s ballpoint.

This is Velocity’s Golden Pen.

 

Sculpted like a scaled relic from the Cloud Stepper Breach (yeah, the one with the sky torn wide open and the diamonds raining sideways), this pen feels like it was smuggled out of RHEA 017 under heavy fire… mostly because… it kinda was.

 


 

Features:

 

  • Gold-tone finish – Not actual gold. Let’s stay humble.
  • Breach-coded scale texture – For grip… or for existential flashbacks.
  • Velocity Flame Glyph logo – Because of course.
  • Writes in black ink – Like all your angsty thoughts deserve.

 

 

 

Good for:

✎ Drafting manifestos.

✎ Love letters you’ll regret.

✎ Signing contracts with morally questionable corporations.

✎ Or… just sketching Flamewalkers during class like a legend.

 

 

Warning:

Side effects may include spontaneous memory breaches, sudden existential dread, and an overwhelming urge to win the Memory War.

 

 

 

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Shipping and Fulfillment

Your piece will be sealed and dispatched within 2–4 dream cycles.

Domestic arrivals: 5–8 dream cycles

Global transmissions: 10–21 dream cycles, depending on location sector.


You’ll receive tracking the moment your memory leaves the vault.

Wash and Care

Do not wash the flame out. Spot clean only.

This is art.

Certificate of Memory

Every piece comes with a Certificate of Memory — timestamped proof that you were there when the breach broke.

Signed by the Flame Commander himself, it’s your relic from the moment memory fought back.

Returns and Reality

We stand by every artifact we forge — but if it’s not your frequency, no pressure.

You have 30 days to return your order for any reason.

No questions. No guilt. Just send it back in its original form.

Email x@xvelocityyiz.com with your order number to begin your return and we’ll walk you through it.