FLAMEBAND

Congratulations. You found it.

The black rubber prophecy.

This is the FlameBand — a stretchy little circle of spiritual violence that says:

 

“Yeah, I’ve been breached. And I liked it.”

 

It’s black. It’s red.

It says I REMEMBER so you don’t have to tattoo it on your forehead (unless you want to, in which case… respect).

 

Is it high-tech? No.

Does it have a chip in it? Also no.

Is it just a wristband? Yeah.

But is it also a bold declaration that you’re not some memory-wiped marshmallow floating through existence?

HELL YES.

 

 Why You Want This (Even Though You’re Already Enlightened)

 

• ✅ You’ve been through the fire and want something to show for it
• ✅ You need a cheap way to say “I’m spiritually jacked” without posting a 4-paragraph caption
• ✅ You already burned the old you, now you want a rubber circle of power
• ✅ You’re Velocity-pilled and your wrist is naked. Fix that.

 What You’re Getting

 

• 🔥 1x FlameBand (black silicone, red “I REMEMBER,” pure emotional heat)
• That’s it.
• No secret club. No magic portal.
• Just the band. And that’s all you f***ing need.

  

Specs

 

• Material: High-grade silicone infused with drama
• Color: Matte black + blood red lettering
• Size: One-size-fits-most (unless your name is Optimus Prime)
• Texture: Smooth. Sexy. Mildly judgmental.

 

 

Disclaimer

Do not wear this if you are prone to forgetting who the hell you are.

Side effects may include wrist power-ups, unexplainable confidence, and suddenly remembering that the system is lying.