“EMBER” Snapback
“EMBER” Snapback
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EMBER SNAPBACK – The Hat That Survived the Apocalypse (and Looks Damn Good Doing It)
Congratulations. You’ve found the Ember Snapback — battle-scarred, flame-kissed, and embroidered with the kind of reckless love that makes angels nervous.
This isn’t just a hat. It’s a memory scorched into fabric. Charred edges? Intentional. Wounds? Worn proudly. That red double-dagger logo? It’s not a logo. It’s a glyph. A warning. A challenge. A love letter written in fire and stitched across the forehead like you’re leading the resistance (because you are).
Hand-distressed to hell and back. Beige like bones. Fit like destiny. Wear it when you’re charging into your ex’s art show or just flexing at Trader Joe’s — either way, you’re making noise.
EMBER is limited. Like your patience. Like this timeline. Like anyone who says, “It’s just a hat.”
🔥 One size fits all rebels
🔥 Adjustable back (for your fluctuating emotional intensity)
🔥 Pre-signed by the gods of style
RemEMBER what they tried to erase.
You’re not wearing merch — you’re wearing aftermath.
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Shipping and Fulfillment
Your piece will be sealed and dispatched within 2–4 dream cycles.
Domestic arrivals: 5–8 dream cycles
Global transmissions: 10–21 dream cycles, depending on location sector.
You’ll receive tracking the moment your memory leaves the vault.
Wash and Care
Do not wash the flame out. Spot clean only.
This is art.
Certificate of Memory
Every piece comes with a Certificate of Memory — timestamped proof that you were there when the breach broke.
Signed by the Flame Commander himself, it’s your relic from the moment memory fought back.
Returns and Reality
We stand by every artifact we forge — but if it’s not your frequency, no pressure.
You have 30 days to return your order for any reason.
No questions. No guilt. Just send it back in its original form.
Email x@xvelocityyiz.com with your order number to begin your return and we’ll walk you through it.