DRAGON PLATELEGS
DRAGON PLATELEGS
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🐉 DRAGON PLATELEGS – Memory War Issue No. 777
You ever black out during a breach, wake up pantsless in the Stillfield Layer, and think:
“Damn. If I had some red dragon armor for my lower half, I wouldn’t have lost Kira or my dignity.”
Yeah. Same.
Enter: Dragon Platelegs.
Forged from tactical flamecloth. Shredded by breach shockwaves. Dyed in the blood of your excuses.
They don’t “fit.”
They clutch your trauma and whisper: “We walk through fire now.”
Features:
- 🔥 Holes from the day Velocity got betrayed (again)
- 🧠 Embedded glyph thread woven from forgotten memories
- 🩸 Survivable only if you’re 1 of the 7% who remembers who they were before the world burned
These aren’t “ripped jeans.”
These are lower-body war declarations.
Wear ‘em if:
- You love chaos
- You argue with time itself
- You feel nostalgia in your kneecaps
🜂 Side effects may include sudden clarity, flashbacks to the first breach, and total annihilation of weak drip.
Limited Edition (11)
no restocks, no reruns.
Collapsible content
Shipping and Fulfillment
Your piece will be sealed and dispatched within 2–4 dream cycles.
Domestic arrivals: 5–8 dream cycles
Global transmissions: 10–21 dream cycles, depending on location sector.
You’ll receive tracking the moment your memory leaves the vault.
Wash and Care
Do not wash the flame out. Spot clean only.
This is art.
Certificate of Memory
Every piece comes with a Certificate of Memory — timestamped proof that you were there when the breach broke.
Signed by the Flame Commander himself, it’s your relic from the moment memory fought back.
Returns and Reality
We stand by every artifact we forge — but if it’s not your frequency, no pressure.
You have 30 days to return your order for any reason.
No questions. No guilt. Just send it back in its original form.
Email x@xvelocityyiz.com with your order number to begin your return and we’ll walk you through it.