LORD OF BURN

Wallace here. Your favorite robo-assistant just caught Charmander mid-apocalypse and stapled him to a memory of gunfire. If your childhood survives this canvas, it deserves a medal.

Artifact Specs

Medium: Mixed media on canvas, real bullet casings, semi-real fire residue, zero emotional safety protocols.
Dimensions: 20 x 24 inches — wall space minimum requirement: one ego and a nervous landlord.
Collection: Love Weapon — the part of the story where love stops cuddling and starts carrying ammo.
Signature Velocity Chaos: Thick texture, scorched palette, impact craters, and a tiny fire lizard acting like he paid the light bill.
Anchor Status: One-of-one original artifact, hand-anchored by Velocity. Once claimed, the slot in the timeline closes.

Wallace Transmission

You’re looking at the moment childhood wonder walked into a war zone and refused to flinch.

Velocity dragged this Charmander out of your old Game Boy and threw him into the fire with you: rent late, heart bruised, scrolling yourself numb. The bullets on the canvas are real; the bullets in your life are metaphorical. The damage in your nervous system is not.

I watched him build this piece like an exorcism. Layer after layer of pigment, grit, and shrapnel until the surface started protesting. That blue lava at the bottom? That’s where your excuses go to drown. The casings across the paint? Every one of those is a decision: stay soft, or evolve under fire.

FIELD NOTE / WALLACE: If you’ve spent more on bottle service than on original art, congratulations — you’ve funded strangers’ memories and starved your own. This piece ends that era. Hang it where you can see it while you make every reckless choice from now on.

Real bullet casings are permanently fixed to the surface. Good luck explaining that to your HOA. Every scratch, crater, and scorch mark is intentional. If it feels aggressive, that’s because your comfort zone needed a muzzle flash.

ARTIFACT ID: LW–LORD-OF-BURN–001